Derp Pool
Non-custodial · we never hold your NFTs

Put your idle StonkBrokers to work.

Delegate the NFTs you're not mining. We run them on a dedicated rig, cover activation and gas, recover costs first, then pay you 80% of net, every hour. Near-instant payback. Free to leave.

~80%
of net to you
<1 day
activation payback
$0
you ever front
pod-01 · mining
RHC · 4663
/
seats active this wave
+$2.59/seat·day
net · estimate
StonkBrokers5,291 DERP/day
PitBoys3,281 DERP/day
Costs recovered before any splityou keep ~80% of net
Live seat availability
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Non-custodial
NFTs stay in your wallet
Costs first
You never front a cent
Hourly payouts
Per-NFT traceable
Leave anytime
Undelegate for free
How it works

Delegate once. We do the rest.

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Delegate, don't deposit

Scoped-delegate your idle StonkBrokers & PitBoys to the pool — signed in your own wallet. Your NFTs never leave it.

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We mine them

The operator activates each seat and mines it on a dedicated rig, fronting activation and every gas fee.

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Costs recovered first

Activation and gas are recouped from your seat's own output before any split. Activation self-repays in under a day.

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You keep 80% of net

Net proceeds split 80/20 in your favor, paid hourly, per-NFT traceable. Leave anytime — undelegation is free.

The math

Projected take-home per seat

After costs are recovered, at the default 20% operator fee.

StonkBroker (GREEN)

$62/ seat / mo
Gross mined
$5.84/day
Chain cost (recovered first)
−$3.25/day
Net after costs
$2.59/day
Your share (80%)
$2.07/day

Confidence: High

PitBoy (BLUE)

$29/ seat / mo
Gross mined
$3.62/day
Chain cost (recovered first)
−$2.14/day
Net after costs
$1.20/day
Your share (80%)
$0.96/day

Confidence: Low (modeled conservatively)

ESTIMATE. Figures are modeled from live rig measurements as of 2026-08-07 (DERP ≈ $0.001104). Actual output varies with DERP price, seat utilization, and rig conditions. The mining engine and real per-NFT payout data come online in waves. Nothing here is a guarantee of earnings.

Questions, answered

Do you ever hold my NFTs?

Never. Delegation is a scoped grant recorded on the delegate.xyz registry — custody stays 100% in your wallet. The operator only gains the right to mine the seat.

What do I pay up front?

Nothing. The operator fronts activation and all gas, then recovers those costs from the seat's own output before any split. You never send value to us.

Can I leave whenever I want?

Yes. Revoke the delegation in your wallet at any time, for free. There is no lock-up and no exit fee.

How are earnings paid?

From net proceeds after cost recovery, paid hourly and traceable per-NFT. The mining engine and live per-NFT payout data come online in waves.

Your brokers are sitting idle.

Connect, delegate in your own wallet, and let the rig do the work. Non-custodial, costs-first, leave anytime.

This is the pool front door. Enrollment and delegation are live; the activation, mining, and payout engine is coming online in waves. This app never holds your NFTs, never signs on your behalf, and never moves value.